Life, Gifs, and Televison


Daenerys is America

I had a flash of insight today. Daenerys is America. She goes to two desert countries, armed with weapons of mass destruction, for the purpose of obtaining resources and overthrowing dictators. She completely fails at leaving people in charge, leaves things worse than they were, and the people are extremely resistant to her, waging a shadow war on her soldiers.

I finally understand

So I’ve had a Tumblr for about a month and I think I finally understand how it works.

Harry reached out with his wand, his hand trembling as he touched the tip of the Doctor’s sonic screwdriver. “Ooh, just like that,” the Doctor said tenthily. Wild lovemaking ensues.

Did I win? Did I win Tumblr?

I’m back

Contrary to popular opinion, I did not die of social anxiety at the cactus after my last post, but rather have been really busy finishing exams and doing Thanksgiving things. It’s a little strange that people are actually looking at this thing now. Keep doing it? I guess?

I’m going to a hog roast today. Here’s to hoping people get my loudly shouted references to Lord of the Flies.

In other news, I’ve been rewatching Psych, so expect some gifs of Shawn and Gus awkwardly worked into stories about my life.

Nov 8
Going to get crunk at the Cactus tonight with some friends. It’s been a while since I did something social, so we’ll see how this goes.

Going to get crunk at the Cactus tonight with some friends. It’s been a while since I did something social, so we’ll see how this goes.

Nov 8

I want to treat April like a queen. And queens deserve flowers and massages, chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, them treasure chests full of scarves, different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub them on stuff.

- Andy Dwyer (Parks and Recreation)

Nov 6

Sexy sexy nostalgia

While avoiding studying, I started listening to some old CDs and I realized something very important about myself - I love songs that are super blatantly, over-the-top, hilariously sexual. The more a song is about masturbation, crazy sexcapades, or dirty, dirty deeds, the more I will love it. Bonus points if the song is actually good and extra extra bonus points if it makes me laugh. Here are my top three sexy songs that make me feel all nostalgic and giggly.

3. Do It Alone by Sugarcult.
Masturbation. Hehe. I swear I’m an adult… I highly recommend watching the music video.

2. Wow I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything
"I called her on the phone and she touched herself" is the entire chorus. It’s beautiful. Also, Say Anything is one of my favorite bands so that don’t hurt neither.

1. The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
You probably could have guessed the song or at least the band that would hold the number one spot. Yes, if you want deliciously filthy music you should listen to any of the Bloodhound Gang’s many wonderful songs. This is that one about the Discovery Channel. You know the one.

That one.

EDIT: Goddammit, why didn’t I put Scotty Doesn’t Know on that list? I’ve failed you. I apologize.

Nov 5

What is a Tumblr?

I just got into this for the gifs. I can post those, right? About my feelings? Is that what a Tumblr is? By the gods, I’m confused.

Ugh. I just had to look up how to put a gif in this thing.

Computers are stupid. But Parks and Recreation is great.

Also I go to Purdue and I work in the libraries and I’m majoring in psychology and I like television, movies and books far more than a normal person should.

But really, I’m just in this for the gifs, feels and cultural references.


I really like gifs and cultural references.